My name is Mrs. Woog and I am a sell out.

Recently, a lot of you (thank you kiss kiss) filled out a reader survey so I can get to know my readers a little more. I was starting to read some of the responses when the words appeared on my screen...... Heart stops. Panic attack knocks at the door. Questions ones every move... Now lets turn to Wiki for some big words... "Selling out" is a common idiomatic … [Read More...]

I gave you LIFE + Uberkate Giveaway

The first Mothers Day was held in 1908 and it had nothing to do with Hallmark's Marketing Executives sitting around a table trying to work out how to bump up … [Read More...]

Who shrunk my pants and other things I have learnt

I am one of thousands and thousands of parents who are throwing their hands up in joy this morning as the kids go back to school. It seems that they have been on … [Read More...]

Don’t forget to press record

It has been a long time between drinks for the much adored and adhered podcast Woog & Berry! Thank you for your patience, all 6 of you. We completely cocked … [Read More...]

A weekend quickie with Tracey Spicer

Welcome to a new regular feature on ye old WoogsWorld. Who doesn't love a weekend quickie! I am approaching some women who I adore to spill the beans on some very … [Read More...]

How to make slime

Not since the loom band summer of 2014 has a fad, or craze taken off with such vigour at Chateau de Woog as is slime manufacturing. Each and every morning I have … [Read More...]

Walking and Talking

This morning I got up, dragged y sorry ass out of bed, made a coffee and drank it. I got the kids off to where they needed to be when the bed beckoned me back. My … [Read More...]

Made With Love

Sponsored by Steggles The smell hit me as I opened the front door of Mrs. Goodman’s joint. The smell of warmth and love and beckoning. One of my most favourite … [Read More...]


The year was 1987. Bob Hawke was out Prime Minister. It was the year Kylie Minogue released her first single, I should be so Lucky and it was the year that Vietnam … [Read More...]

High Maintenence

When you are waiting for your wax lady to knock on the door of the cupboard that has been set up as a waxing station at the back of a nail salon, you have time to … [Read More...]

What’s your poison?

oh gee cannot wait I still recall, as if it were yesterday, the moment I realized that I was addicted to coffee. The year was 1996 and I was in the midst of … [Read More...]

Assholes and Opinions

Be still my beating ovaries..... When I think of the US Federal election, there is one word that drifts out of the cloud of contentious issues. It is the one thing … [Read More...]

Ten Reasons to Switch to a Barber

This is Dylan. Dylan is an important person in my life, for he is the one who cuts my hair. Being a hairdresser means that I can show his face! He has been … [Read More...]

Fine Dining Water WTAF

If I was ever to meet the person who shelled out $60,000 for a bottle of the world’s most expensive water, I would like to think I would take great pleasure in … [Read More...]

Boring Old Mole, or is that Moll?

Every couple of years, I put together a little survey for you, dear reader, to fill out. It gives me feedback from my readers which helps me decide which path to … [Read More...]

Grievous Bodily Harm

See that arm up there? That is mine after I was cruelly assaulted by a particularly nasty Vietnamese bug who had it in for me last week. I took a photo of it and … [Read More...]

Are you an asshole too?

It is only when you come home from a third world country, that you can truly see how #soblessed we are. Like, you can brush your teeth using tap water without fear … [Read More...]