Mr Woog finds his G-Spot

Last night, Mr Woog got himself organised. The kids were banished to another part of the house,  he poured himself a glass of red wine and took up position on the couch in front of the television.

It was Budget Night!

His favourite night. A night that he traditionally swears at the screen,  sighs a lot, rolls his eyes a lot before switching off the telly then going around the house and turning every light off.

The budget was about to start when I walked past the couch and asked him.

“Do you mind if I write a post tomorrow called Mr Woog finds his G-Spot? Because you always get yourself so worked up about the budget that I think that it some be a semi-sexual experience for you…..”

He did not glance my way, but just said no.

About ten minutes later, I went back to argue my case again, and he had turned the television off, saying it was making him angry.

I likened this to a premature economic ejaculation. Wayne Swan was entirely to blame.

Later that evening I saw a tweet from a friend of mine.

So I concluded the budget would not be helpful for our family finances. And then all I could think about was bacon.

Does Budget Night get you all worked up into a lather?
Do you like bacon?
What will you spend YOUR $3 on?

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  • Averil

    My husband loves the budget too. It was his birthday yesterday so woo hoo party time in our house. The kids were getting Angry shushing until they went to bed.
    I love bacon.
    I might spend my $3 on a small cake of some type.

  • Suzi

    I will buy a Coffee – no wait that costs more than $3 now, doesn’t it? I will have to use it for parking at the hospital where I can go inside pretending to see a patient and steal a free coffee from the machine on the ward… Ugh too complicated, think I will just buy the bacon too.

  • Suzie

    Truely what is worse budget night or election night….. Sitting their waiting for each electorate to be called… Ahhhhhhhh