How I was bullied on Instagram

Did you know that Instagram turns ten years old this year? Invented in America Kevin and Mike, in was purchased by the Dark Overlord Of the Interwebs and Personal Data Mining Magnate, Facebook founder Darth Zuckerberg. It cost him ONE BILLION DOLLARS! Pretty young things leapt on the platform, which saw things like DUCK FACE becoming a thing. It also was the beginning of … [Read More...]

The Pedestrian Police

In this weeks episode of The Hot Flush, the Premier Podcast for the Peri-menopausal, Kim and I touch on a subject which I actually think could be a good … [Read More...]

Things that are good

Who doesn't love a lazy ass blogging listicle on a cold day! Listicle is what happens when an article and a list make sweet hanky panky with each other and have a … [Read More...]

United State of Brain

This morning I have already poured milk in my mug, placed it in the microwave for the thirty seconds to warm it up for that beautiful first coffee of the day. The … [Read More...]

Position Vacant

You must have heard by now that Meghan and Harry have had enough of being Royal and have said "Toodle Doo" to the gang at Buckingham Palace. Have you ever … [Read More...]

How to be positive.

I was in the car the other day with Mr. Woog and I must have been being most unpleasant as he actually stopped the car, looked at me and said... "I would really … [Read More...]

Look Away. I am hideous!

For those that have been reading for a while, you would know that I live in a small three-bedroom, one bathroom Art Deco Bungalow, complete with a potting shed where … [Read More...]

Stressful Times

It is in stressful times that we can all be a little bit of an asshole. This is because we worry, which causes tension and anxiety which can then be released in … [Read More...]

Bend over. This shouldn’t​ hurt a bit…

One of my most frequent yet least favourite dreams I have is that I am running late for a flight and I cannot find my passport. It stems from an actual incident that … [Read More...]

Sleeping with the Enemy

Christmas Anxiety has officially peaked today, as I hit the shops HARD and whacked our all our gift giving in two hours with twelve billion other people. Why do we … [Read More...]

On the Twelfth​ Day of Christmas,​ the Universe gave to me, Some root canal in upper molar three.

Did you know that if you drink a fuck tonne of carbonated water, your teeth chuck a tantrum and start to crumble? I did not know this until yesterday. I have … [Read More...]

What to do if you get bitten by a dog.

It's been a very busy few weeks here at Woogsworld with plenty of highs and lows to test even the most sturdy of souls, of which I am not so fuck I am chasing those … [Read More...]

I will not be bullied

Yesterday I officially put a line through my week from hell. Of course, it may begin again tomorrow as I have a date with the most handsome dentist in the world, … [Read More...]

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

In the 19th century, German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche came up with this often-used saying . It is generally used as an affirmation of resilience. Or lyrics … [Read More...]

Help ‘Susan’ Out with Payk

This post is sponsored by PayK, a most excellent app. I want to tell you about the new group payments app, PayK and how it is a godsend at this time of year … [Read More...]

How to be a loser

Last night I watched on as my son Jack won the award for the "most improved student 2019 Contemporary/Lyrical" and I was completely thrilled for him. He tries so … [Read More...]

One Wedding and Five Funerals

Because life is not all kittens and skittles, today I am going off script a bit. I thank you for your ear. Twenty years or so ago, I was averaging four weddings … [Read More...]