You are a crazy bitch, HORMONES!

This is written from my experiences only. I am not offering any medical advice. Please see your GP should you have any concerns. Trigger warning for suicide. Now, not for a minute and I suggesting that I am a bitch, although perhaps one of my children might disagree with this, but recently I took myself off to get desexed. I was OVAH IT ALL and here is why. Following … [Read More...]

Why everyone actually is not an asshole.

The issue I have with the phrase first world problem is that it is bandied around so frequently, you really just feel like a fuckwit and there is no intelligent … [Read More...]

How I became foggy. IT WAS AN AMBUSH!

I think it happened about six months ago. It was as if I heard to doorbell ring, and I wrapped myself up in my bathrobe. I walked down the stairs thinking "Who the … [Read More...]

How to make it stop

Recently, probably a few months now, I went out to lunch with a friend. She is in her mid-sixties, is very smart, very outspoken and very very fun. We went to a … [Read More...]

The Health Update

For the past few months, I have been feeling like absolute crap. It started in October when I just completely lost my mojo, like it was out the door down the street, … [Read More...]

Pondering the Clouds

Because I was a little weirdo, one of my favourite things to do as a kid was to wander up the street to a little paddock that was filled with daisies and ladybirds. … [Read More...]

She ain’t what she used to be

So a close personal relative of mine, who gave birth to me, is getting a medical procedure done right now as I type, which makes me clench my butt cheeks as the very … [Read More...]

What happens when you stop.

It is a tale as old as time. Well for me anyway. Last week I took a break from regular programming and went to my friend Caro's farm, which is just past … [Read More...]

Woogie’s Last Dance

I know I have banged on for over a decade about Rugby, having gone from someone who knew nothing to now knowing that there is no such position as a tight-ass … [Read More...]

A special place in hell

Those who know me would describe me as having the constitution of a drunk slug. I literally would have loved to have been a vet, but I lacked a few skills. I had … [Read More...]

The towelling that is terry

Bucky Beaver, Rickety Kate from Bogan Gate and of course BOYS DON'T MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS WHO WEAR GLASSES. Yep, thats me on the left. Do you recall I recently … [Read More...]

On losing my superpower

This is me, about twelve years ago when I naturally produced collagen, had my shit together quite nicely thank you very much. My body didn't ache, I could stay up … [Read More...]

The Dress that divided the Internet!

My inbox delivered me a treat recently. An email from one of my favourite brands, Country Road, announcing the fact that they have been missing me this year and … [Read More...]

The Hot Flush TV Show with other guests who were impressive as hell.

A couple of weeks ago I received an email from a producer from the SBS asking whether I would be interested in coming onto the program Insights, along with my Hot … [Read More...]

Rocket Lady

On Sunday, a young lad on the rugby field kneed Horatio in the head. Got him a beauty. Rugby at this age is not so fun anymore. We spent the night at the hospital, … [Read More...]


Sometimes I think I am so clever I could just hug myself stupid. Like, with this blog title. It came to me as I washed my face last night and I went to bed thinking … [Read More...]

Reinvigorate your Vulva!

Hey, don't get me wrong. I am all about self care. I love getting hot wax poured all over my body only to have my hair ripped out by it's roots. And Who doesn't love … [Read More...]