You will not believe what happened next?

This is Instagram star Tammy Hembrow. She is a successful businesswoman who "flaunts her enviable curves." She can be found in The Daily Mail Website on most days. If there was one thing that was certain in my childhood, it was the fact that my parents would park their asses on the couch every Sunday night at 7.30pm and wait for the tick, tick, tick, tick sound grab that … [Read More...]

What the hell was that?

Well, I do not know about you, but I did not like that at all. I discovered that I am not suited to living the hermit life, it really fucked with my brain. Up and … [Read More...]

Do you dob?

So it is about day 6738 of social isolation and staying at home. You wake up, get up and get asked by everyone in the house... "What are we doing today?" I stare … [Read More...]

The Rhythm of Life

Years and years ago, when I was a kid, there was a gas ad on the television in which little people dressed as flames danced around to the tune of The Rhythm of Life. … [Read More...]

Hyper Vigilance​ in the time of Corona

I have a single hair, a rogue hair, that grows out of the middle of my forehead. It is super, super fine and I usually pluck it when I notice it. But I don't … [Read More...]

In the most delightful way!

That's right! I have a blog. A blog that has somewhat has been neglected due to the fact that like a lot of you, I get bouts of anxiety which causes me to clam up in … [Read More...]

It’s going to be ok.

In turbulent times such as these, it is very easy to get caught up in the hysterical media headlines, and rather despondent about the lack of leadership our country … [Read More...]

It’s hard to see with so many around. You know I don’t like being stuck in the crowd.

A couple of years ago, I caught a plane with Mr Woog up to Queensland. When we landed, the DING went off so of course everyone leaps up and grabs their gear like the … [Read More...]

How to train your teenager

fingers Look, I am not saying I cotton onto things quickly. I am not one to take an issue, research the background and come up with practical and effective … [Read More...]

Why you can’t resist an insister.

A very good friend of mine is famous for making a fuss of you when you visit. She insists that she feeds you, makes you a cup of tea, props you up on the couch with … [Read More...]

You can’t​ be what you can’t see, and at the moment my eyes are closed. But I am going to open them NOW!

Marketing myself has never been my strong point. Many bloggers have broken ranks and have become very successful freelance writers. Kerri, I am looking at you. … [Read More...]

It’s still good…​.

I am not sure whether you ever was a fan of The Simpsons, but when it launched in 1989, I was dumbfounded and gobsmacked at how freaking hilarious it was. It … [Read More...]

Smells like teen spirit

Cute and Girlie? Oh, FFS. I rarely, if ever, get sympathy from my parents when I despair about thee mind fuckery that is raising teenagers. I believe this is … [Read More...]

The Last Supper

This weekend just gone, we went to a great mate's 50th Birthday. Now, I am always of the opinion that the hosts sets the tone for the event, and this couple are … [Read More...]

Chuy Lewis Update

There has been, for weeks now, a persistent rumour. Whatever happened to Chuy Lewis and The Woogs? Chuy, of course, is our beautiful black panther cat. He is … [Read More...]

An open apology to Karen

Derived from the name Katherine, Karen is originally a Danish name, meaning "pure". Hitting peak popularity in the '60s, why has this name become what we associate … [Read More...]

Thank you for your candour.

Look, never in the twelve years I have been writing this blog have I ever confessed to wanting to change the world. I cannot. I am just one lonely big mouth in a sea … [Read More...]