Pondering the Clouds

Because I was a little weirdo, one of my favourite things to do as a kid was to wander up the street to a little paddock that was filled with daisies and ladybirds. I used to lay down and study the clouds and think to myself things like "only I am me,"and I would think of all the people in the world and wonder how the hell I even ended up being here. The chance of being born … [Read More...]

She ain’t what she used to be

So a close personal relative of mine, who gave birth to me, is getting a medical procedure done right now as I type, which makes me clench my butt cheeks as the very … [Read More...]

What happens when you stop.

It is a tale as old as time. Well for me anyway. Last week I took a break from regular programming and went to my friend Caro's farm, which is just past … [Read More...]

Woogie’s Last Dance

I know I have banged on for over a decade about Rugby, having gone from someone who knew nothing to now knowing that there is no such position as a tight-ass … [Read More...]

A special place in hell

Those who know me would describe me as having the constitution of a drunk slug. I literally would have loved to have been a vet, but I lacked a few skills. I had … [Read More...]

The towelling that is terry

Bucky Beaver, Rickety Kate from Bogan Gate and of course BOYS DON'T MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS WHO WEAR GLASSES. Yep, thats me on the left. Do you recall I recently … [Read More...]

On losing my superpower

This is me, about twelve years ago when I naturally produced collagen, had my shit together quite nicely thank you very much. My body didn't ache, I could stay up … [Read More...]

The Dress that divided the Internet!

My inbox delivered me a treat recently. An email from one of my favourite brands, Country Road, announcing the fact that they have been missing me this year and … [Read More...]

The Hot Flush TV Show with other guests who were impressive as hell.

A couple of weeks ago I received an email from a producer from the SBS asking whether I would be interested in coming onto the program Insights, along with my Hot … [Read More...]

Rocket Lady

On Sunday, a young lad on the rugby field kneed Horatio in the head. Got him a beauty. Rugby at this age is not so fun anymore. We spent the night at the hospital, … [Read More...]


Sometimes I think I am so clever I could just hug myself stupid. Like, with this blog title. It came to me as I washed my face last night and I went to bed thinking … [Read More...]

Reinvigorate your Vulva!

Hey, don't get me wrong. I am all about self care. I love getting hot wax poured all over my body only to have my hair ripped out by it's roots. And Who doesn't love … [Read More...]

What is Meccano?

I was skirting around on the Podcast Ap the other day, sniffing about for a new podcast to discover when one was suggested for me. It was called Too Much Tully, … [Read More...]

Happiness Hacks

In our last lesson, we discussed physical signs you may get when you are running your life on a knife's edge. If you missed it, please refer to this as this post … [Read More...]

The Reset Sign

When things from the technology world start to fuck up, the advice you are often given is to switch it off, bang it against the coffee table three times, then switch … [Read More...]

The Case of the Missing Zanzibar Gem.

SUSAN Susan and Pam* got together regularly, to go for a walk and have a catch-up, like many in this idyllic suburb tended to do. They walked and talked, stopping … [Read More...]

Well Bred

The kids are now back at school after the longest holidays ever and I am slowly starting to release my shoulders from my ears. Settling into the new house has been … [Read More...]