The Checklist

  • Lavender Taffeta – check
  • Eighties Lace – check
  • Make sure lace features all pastel colours – check
  • Bogan Cricketer Partner – check
  • Stretch Hummer – check
  • Spray Tan – check
  • Hot rollers for Playboy Hair – check
  • Omission of top – check
  • Ed Hardy cap – decided would not work with hair
  • Swarovski Crystal Earrings from when I was a bridesmaid for Amy, Shannon and Tara – check
Ready to face the music for this outfit – CHECK