Who ate all the (Simmone Logue) Pies??

I am furious. Beyond angry.

To think that someone broke into my house, and went to my closet and shrunk ALL MY CLOTHES!!!! WTF!!! Who would do such a thing. I am beyond puzzled.
I discovered this when i went to select an outfit to wear to a party tonight. A friends 40th in a restaurant with a band. Live music gets me all Sascha Fierce so needed something to dance in.

So will now be Beth Ditto instead.