An email from Brendan Fevola.

I rooly fink i get a bad rub up from all the jurnalists about me love life and wen i bash people and stuff. I forgot i was married to alex when i took that photo of Lara in the shower coz she was from Sidney and I did not know she wood ever find out.

Anyway Lars, sorry the photo “got out” and I am gunna kick the shit out of the Carlton Crew till some bastard fesses up – then lets get our peeps together to see how we can make sum green out of this.

Bren Favs aka The Shag
From Mrs Woog – Welcome to my tool box Brendan you fuckwit.