Luk Chai to Mr Shuffles

Listen here baby – I ain’t buying any of this miracle shit. I have been on the block for 8 months now. I am eating out of the zoo-keepers hands. They held a competition to name me… and came up with an Asian vegetable. Mr Shuffles is a crap name. These 2 fat cows cannot guard you forever. Sleep with one eye open Shuffles. I have 236 kilos on you and my own page on Facebook – so back off on the cute factor.