The Benefit of Mom Jeans and Trilogy Giveaway!

Woogsworld now enjoys the benefits of what we like to call a “Marketing Budget.” This comprises of $60, the result of the sale of a gross pair of mom-jeans on eBay.

My Marketing Budget will primarily be spent of postage. I am happy to announce the winners of my Benefit Cosmetics Giveaway. I worked out how to use Random.Org without having to pay for it, thus saving some of my marketing budget.

So the winners are………… Clea, whose money saving tip was to save on porn by actually doing it yourself (oh Clea!) and Tenille, who struggled to come up with an idea due to the fact she was so crook. Congratulations! You are going to look so purdy! Please email me at [email protected] with your delivery details.

The most popular tip though was not to have kids, which conjures up a gate, a horse and something bolting.

Moving onto another Favourite Thing Giveaway now, a girlfriend of mine got me onto Trilogy Certified Organic Rosehip Oil a year ago, and I liked it so much, I bought the company. Of course I didn’t, but I did use it, loved it and now am giving it away.

Trilogy Certified Organic Rosehip Oil has been clinically tested and shown to help minimise the appearance of wrinkles, smooth skin and dramatically improve skin moisture levels, leaving the skin’s appearance radiant and glowing. This lightweight, non-greasy, golden oil contains Omega 3, 6 & 9, essential fatty acids and antioxidants to restore optimum skin health.

Or in my own words, Trilogy Organic Rosehip Oil is a facial moisturiser. You use 2/3 drops and massage it into your skin. I tend to do it of an evening after a shower. I shut my eyes and pretend I am a fancy day-spa, until someone comes into the bathroom holding their crotch telling me they need the toilet.

Trilogy has given me 3 big bottles to give away to readers. They also sent me a few hundred pages of facts and stats to share with you, which I won’t do. But again, I love this stuff and like Oprah, I am spreading the good word. Years of squeezing has not been kind to my face, and this oil has seriously evened up my skin. It is also amazing on stretch marks…. apparently. If you want to know all the scientific shit and enjoy the clinical studies, go to and knock your socks off. Or you can just trust me on this one… and enter this giveaway!

Comment on this post, giving us your favourite beauty tip. My friends at Random.Org will choose 3 winners on Friday 9th July. Do it now and tell your dry-skinned lizard mates to do the same!

PS Come back tomorrow and check out a very special Saturdays with Saw-Holes answer to a gentleman’s unique conundrum, it is a doozy!