Fart like no one is smelling…..

ten years ago this week I was a bridesmail for two very dear friends.. Dear becasue I had pashed them both at different stages, but also becasue I have known them both for 19 years.

Their wedding was at teh height of the dance like no one is watching etc

which was fine when it was original – we all marvelled at teh best man’s sentiments

but not so much now when you can read about it on a tea towel from the 2 dollar shop

So I give you teh woogsworld 2010 version of this naff craze

drink like no one is counting your unit points

yell like DOCS do not exist

Eat like you do not know where your next meal is coming from