Cupcakes, Frocks and Pink with a side of Woog

It is very flattering and nerve wracking when someone asks you to guest post on their blog. But I was particularly concerned when Cupcakes, Frocks and Pink emailed me and said I could write anything I want. I asked her whether she was sure she wanted her cute pink blog littered with my filth, and still she said yes.
But I did tone it down a little.