You ARE the father…………………………

Not since Jerry Springer started saying those immortal words to thousands of inbred gormless folk on prime time television, the phrase You ARE the Father now rings true around WoogsWorld.

You see XO, (you remember XO the guinea pig) recently joined Mr Woog on the wonderful ride that is fatherhood. So now they can both bitch about it together, one in regular English, the other in G-Pig Squeak. And because they are both dad’s to males, it means one more creature in our house can be bored to bits by the book Raising Boys by Steve Biddulph.

When it came to naming this new son, I thought that everyone should have their say. We all chose a name for consideration. I chose The Situation, Jack chose Taggie, Harry chose Fooey Fooey Moi Moi and Mr Woog went with…………… Matthew.

So cutting short a long story and a mild to moderate fight, we are thrilled to announce the arrival of Fooey Fooey Moi Moi Woog.

XO, DNA tests confirm…….. YOU ARE THE FATHER.