The A to Z of Mummy Manners

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Battle Hymn of the Woogie Mother

I am not a tiger mother, thanks Amy Chue. And I do not have tiger blood, thanks Charlie Sheen. I am a Woogie mother. And like most mums, I am a competent juggleing machine. However, I enjoy takeing regular shortcuts in this motherhhood malarchy I have found myself in. Yes, I try and make things easy for myself wherever I can.

Sure, I do the kids homework with them and I put a peice of fruit in their lunchboxes every day. But I truley think if you look after yourself first, the rest should fall into line. So I am a bit opposite of the Tiger Mother.

Case in Point.

Yesterday I ate this.

Come back soon and find out why.