Last night as I was about to fall asleep, I set my alarm clock for some ungodly time as I was going a breakfast way over the other side of the city. I thought I set it. But I actually ended up setting the stop watch which meant that I woke up an hour late to find out I had been asleep for exactly 7 hours 35 minutes and 11 seconds.
I will not describe the 30 minutes that ensued, sufficed to say it was a blur of school uniforms being thrown on kids, lunches being made is a less than perfect fashion and a bit of haphazard make up shoved on. Did I mention this was a FARSHION DARLING breakfast? I did not even have time to pull out my entire wardrobe and weep, like I usually do.
I chucked the kids off at Mrs Finalysons and arrived (just) on time to the event. And I can honestly say that will be the last “breakfast” I go to unless it is held in my own kitchen. The Stress! Sheesh.
The event being held was to showcase the label SARA’s new lines coming out in Spring. I sat there with FARSHION DARLING editors who were all young and looked skinny and hungry, I was not young. (or skinny) I was in HEAVEN!
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