So just who does go out on a school night?
I will tell you. Young people, single people, gay young single people, gay old single people, casts from reality TV shows, people from “the media”, air kissers, ass kissers and models.
Not mummy bloggers.
Last night I took my hag fag as my plus one to the launch of the Stoli Original Casting Call, which was a party for the vodka brand. I still cannot see the connection between the Playboy bunnies…. but anyway.
If you end up speaking to someone who is mentally bankrupt, compliment them on an item of their clothing before declaring you need to go and use the latrine.
A Pie Face Sausage roll and sauce in the cab on the way home is a little slice of heaven right there.
The time your kids wake up is directly NOT in proportion to the time you go to bed.
And finally I learnt something about myself, and that is…………………..