Last night we were having dinner with the kids talking about the fact that it was their sports carnival the next day. The Woogettes were discussing their chances at winning their respective events when Mr Woog piped up with the old “It does not matter if you win or not as long as you have fun…” speech.
Cut to this morning and it was Jack’s first Sports Carnival and again I kept telling myself “Act cool, be nice and gracious and to now scream like a banshee.”
I lasted 5 seconds.
Seriously! What the fuck is wrong with me….