Have a Shining Easter!

So this morning I woke up and decided to cancel Easter. There is nothing like a long weekend full of social functions and family events when you are sporting the world’s biggest shiner. But Harry thinks I look cool. You too can achieve this lovely look at home.  All you need is a slippery pair of new ballet flats and a slippery front verandah.

I have to be honest,  it fucking hurts. But I have a solution about how I can make myself look less Frankenstein-esque.  I just need to create some symmetry and match up the other side. Lucky I have just the thing!
I think it is God or whoever’s way of punishing me for having an internal sulk when inferior hats won the parade yesterday. Anyway, from me to you……. Happy Easter!