Back from the Beach. Seeking some kid free time. PRONTO!

I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that the South Coast of NSW is one of my favourite places in the world. Where else (probably a million places….) can you meander down a road with the ocean on one side of you and just the most beautiful country side on the other.


My travel mate Ness said, that if I said “This is God’s Country…” one more time, she would stop at the next town and drop me off at a church.



It is taking just about all my resolve and strength not to move down there are open up a home wears store. Even though I would be totally crap at it and have taste up my wah-zoo.

Darling we had the most DARHVYNE time…….



Of course I took some pics! 

Co-Commander Ness

Fancy ass house

Full horn for this interior porn – Juniper Hearth

Ness and her new hat

This is where we stayed. Fitted all of us (3 Ladies – if you can call us that – and 6 kids.)

Loved the original houses as well
Add caption – couldn’t. Too pissy.
Boy. Beach. Ball.
Old faithfuls…
If Hunter S. Thompson and Eminem had a baby…..

A winters day at Gerroa’s 7 Mile Beach

And ultimately I pay for my fun with a mofo load of washing.

Next time, we are 100% going to a nudist colony for our school holidays. A nudist colony for the visually impaired.

What about you? Do anything good these holidays?
Come and ball socks with me and tell me all about it.


Non-Disclosure
We stayed at Gerroa in a privately rented house.
I just rant on a lot about the South Coast because I really, really like it.