Pantus Fallus Syndrome

As sure as night follows day, Mr Woog’s pants will forever be falling down. It is his trademark, signature look. Many a belt has been purchased in a vain attempt at keeping his crack out of the public eye, but to no avail. It is something that we, as his family, are learning to live with. He cannot see it, so he does not know how irritating it is….

Harry has taken to inserting a ten cent coin in the slot, which pleases me no end.

But the good news is, that with both my over-compensated butt and Mr Woog’s lack of padding, there is a good chance our boys will develop normal sized buttocks.

Does your partner suffer Pantus Fallus Syndrome?
What is their “special” signature look?