Spankytown

Well, I would take you to Spankytown Jonathon, but there is no need to! Loved your report last night on Lady Bloggers who have been Careless with Contraception.* Especially the voice over you assigned to be me. 

SHE WAS ALL SORTS OF NASALLY AWESOME!

Click here to watch.

And because I was not shredded apart like a piece of slow cooked pork, I was able to sleep soundly, without having this bastard reoccurring dream again.

Which dream? Click here.

Oh, I will take YOU to Spankytown Doug!

*mummybloggers