Thoughts?

Brad Pitt got paid $7 Million Dollars for this 30 second advertisement.

I am really keen to write the next one. Hell, I will even star in it for free! I WILL EVEN PAY! $11.50.

It would go something like this.

I did not have time to have a shower before I went out, so a gave myself a double squirt. And one in my knickers for luck!

Thoughts??