Dream Cheater

imagesLast night I cheated on my husband. There. I said it.

I was lying on my bed with George Clooney. We were holding hands and he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear, brushing the hair from my face.

When all of a sudden the door flung open and the two kids ran in. I cursed not having a lock. They stopped dead in their tracks, looked at George, looked at me and asked,

“Where is Dad?”

George answered “I am your new Dad…” before pashing my face off. And then I woke up.

I was equally mortified and pissed off. Bloody kids! Bloody Gorgeous George!

Over coffee this morning, I casually asked my beloved “Do you ever dream about having it off with hot celebs?”.

He didn’t even look up from the paper and simply replied… “Nope Just you.”

FUCK! So I told him about my dream and he showed no interest, so I figure I am home and hose with George for many evenings to come.

Dream cheating is not a new thing. I have one friend is is deeply embroiled in an affair with a hot actor. It is getting quite intense.

And there are a couple of bloggers I know, who are quite into their celebrity crushes. This one shares my fondness of George (I am a fan of the classics) while this blogger has spread her net a little wider.

This morning I questioned the fabulous Facebook ladies to get their take on my infidelity, and I was delighted to find that all were supportive of my  fictional fling with George. I can put my worries to bed!

So to speak.

So over to you. Confession time!

Even if it was Alf Stewart, have you ever dream cheated and who was it with?