The Limited Edition Fucked Up WoogsWorld T-shirt….

I was delighted to receive a parcel yesterday, containing some t-shirts that I had printed. It was a WoogsWorld T-shirt that I planned to send out to my favourite PR people, some lovely readers who have been outstandingly supportive of me this year, my web-lady Kelly and a few other notables. I showed the family last night.

Mr Woog questioned whether it was morally corrupt to send out a thank you gift, emblazoned with the logo of your own website. He asked the question, why would these people want to receive a gift that really is just all about me, me me! On reflection, he did really have a point.

I would appear to be the ultimate wanker!

And then Harry pointed out something else. Something that was missing…..

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The motherfucking washing machine is not there! The one appliance that keeps things ticking over round these parts, with her constant and energy sucking neediness. Her beeping and rumbling.

Her inability to truly function as a washer/dryer, but perhaps more of a washer/a bit dryer but still very damp.

And so my foray into merch would appear to be an epic fail. But…

Take for example The Inverted Jenny Stamp!

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Acock up at the printers means that this stamp now has an estimated value of US$977,500. So maybe, just maybe one day, my stupid self promoting, WRONG t-shirt might be worth something. One day…

I have a shit load of them. Sitting there, mocking me. I gave one to Alan, who said thanks, looked at it with a lot of confusion before stuffing in it in his bag…

In the meantime, what to do with the rest? A RAFFLE! 6 to give away. Ends Friday. You can wear it to Huffy Puffy or perhaps cleaning the bathroom…

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