Fridge Porn

Today I want to discuss fridge porn. You see fridge porn a lot if you buy the Sunday papers. There is always a big glossy lift out from Harvey Norman or Bing Lee. I sometimes flick through them so I can look at the insides of fridges and to make myself feel ashamed.

Take this fridge.

600l-westinghouse-side-by-side-fridge-wse6070sf-high-1

 

This is the fridge of a hard working, single lady who sometimes gets home late and cannot be bothered to cook, hence the pizza. Likes fruit salad and has a moderate drinking habit.

606l-westinghouse-side-by-side-fridge-wse6100wa-internal

 

This is the fridge of a young couple. Mum stays at home with their baby and organises the fridge while Dad works in middle management at Telstra. Like the single lady above, they enjoy a bowl of prawns with their bowl of lettuce followed by the same flan, washed down with orange juice. Non drinkers. Enjoys gluten.

Picture 188

 

Double income, no kids couple from Paddington. They both exercise each morning,  like to entertain and prefer their mineral water spaced out just so. Both are Gluten Free and prefer goats milk as it does not make you bloaty and farty.

empty-fridge

Victoria’s Secrets Supermodel Fridge.

Screen Shot 2013-12-21 at 8.52.54 AM

 

Hipster Family Fridge. Mum and Dad both work part time in between growing their own food. filtering their own water, squeezing their own juice and milking their cow who is called Persephone. They completely shun all commercialism, do not have a television and the fridge is run from the Solar Panels they had installed way before the government offered a rebate.

Screen Shot 2013-12-21 at 8.25.55 AM

This fridge is owned by your run of the mill family, mum, dad and two kids. Dad works in the city and Mum eeks out a living by writing on the internet. There is no rhyme or reason in their fridge placement. The blue casserole dish contains something that was made last week and sits there still as the Mum is too scared to see what the contents now looks like. It is taking up valuable real estate. This family drinks light white milk in their coffee, before adding a sugar to it cancelling out any benefit of the low fat milk. Loves, LOVES GLUTEN! And Dairy! There is a whole basket dedicated to cheese. The Mum has gone into panic buying as she is hosting two Christmas Day Events in 3 days. Corn will be featured. They enjoy Champagne and Guava Juice. There are things in plastic bags at the back of the fridge which are slowly and steadily changing forms from a solid to a liquid.

This family likes to collect bottles of condiments that contain the smallest amount of condiment. They enjoy a tipple so much, that the fermented and spiritous liquids are kept in a separate fridge and are also stored lovingly stacked against the wall of the outside thunderbox.

Fridge Porn.

Which example do you relate to most?

Feel free to whack a photo of yours up, so I can analyse you too xx