The Perfect T-Shirt.

It has recently come to my attention that us gals are forgetting our tops more and more these days.

But not me! I always do everyone a favour by remembering to don both a bra AND a top when I leave the house. It is my civic duty, an exercise in decency if you will. My Mum taught me to dress myself when I was a wee lass, and it is a skill that never left me. Unlike some….

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So I think it only fair to share my knowledge of putting on a top.

Take the humble t-shirt.

Originally worn as undershirts, they became mainstream thanks to Marlon Brando, who donned one in the 1051 film classic, A Streetcar named Desire. Since then, their popularity has been pushed along by the spread of popular culture. Remember this?


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Even I have had a short yet disastrous foray into s-shirt design. Click here.

Different styles of t-shirts suit different bodies. Because of my chesticals, I find it difficult to find a good one. But all is not lost dear reader! For this summer, I found the perfect t-shirt. It is available in stacks of colours, and is priced about the same as a decent bottle of savvy b.

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So to Nicole, Miranda and strange, cranky lady, get your people to talk to my people (which actually, is just me…) and I will sort you out with one, tit sweet!

Will you ever tire of seeing celebrities cleavage?

And why do I want to motorboat someone….