3 Things that are pissing me off this week.

A wise lady writer once told me that people do not want to read about downers. People want to read about inspiring things, they seek fulfilment. People should leave your writing with a smile on their face and a feeling of contentment.

This is not one of those posts.

You see, dear friends, I am irritated and I can pinpoint it down to 3 things.

CAT

I love my cat. He is awesome and an asshole at the same time. So we get on quite well. But I can not fucking take the carnage anymore. Each evening, before he is locked inside for the night, he brings me a mouse. It is dead. He drops it near my feet and looks up at me. I scream. He does the bolt somewhere and I have to deal with the body. He has 3 bells on him now, but he tucks them under his chin and goes a hunting. I understand that his instinct tells him to hunt mice, but why, oh why, does he have to fucking share them.

EYE TWITCH

From the exact moment that I found out about Charlotte, my left eye started to twitch and it has not stopped. What causes a twitchy eye? Anyone? BEULLER?

I wish it would stop. No one can see my eye twitch, it is a tiny twitch, but it is a bit like a splinter that is just too deep to dig out. Off is the direction in which I would like it to fuck.

LINKEDIN

Someone told me that I should join Linkedin so I can get some more freelance work. Linkedin is like Facebook for corporate types who think that they are too cool to actually use Facebook. It is like one big virtual network party, minus the party sausage rolls and warm wine in plastic cups. I am not even sure if that is the correct spelling.

So now my inbox is full of people I have never heard of, who want to “CONNECT”. And reminders are sent, just to test me. It is like the one time I ordered something on Vista Print, and now they email me everyday with a sense of urgency, telling me that I have not taken them up on their special deal to get 5000 business cards for $1.

Plus, of course I managed to fuck up my Linkedin in page, and was alerted to the fact by one of my sisters….

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So there, no spiritual healing from me today. Just dead mice, twitching and cyber-networking.

Has anyone actually ever got a job from Linkedin?

Why is my eye twitching?

What is pissing you off right now?