Do you wear gym clothes in public?

Pammy crop $59.99 Twisted run singlet $49.99 Jodie full length pant $79.99

I had recently fallen into the trap of wearing my Huffy Puffy clothes out into public after Huffy Puffy class. HP has been upped to twice a week, and it seems easy to duck up to the shops straight after to pick up daily necessities such as cat food and toilet paper.

No one would see me, I would just duck in and out and be on my way.

OR SO I THOUGHT.

It was bought to my attention recently that our local IGA was in trouble for selling Maggie Beer Pate that was a little bit out of date. It concerns me that our community is clearly not eating enough Maggie Beer Pate, although we always seem to be out of Maggie Beer Burnt Fig Ice Cream…

So someone shot me through the article so I could interview the lads at the IGA about their dodgy ways. I did, and they just rolled their eyes and said that that particular food inspector always had it in for them, and the Pate was only one day out of date. I told them I did not eat Pate, so it didn’t really affect me.

Anyway, back to the article that was on the SMH.com home page. I recognised the store… and then I looked again.

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Shoes – New Balance. Pants – Big W. T-shirt – Target. Scarf – Sass and Bide. Body – Carbs.

And there I am.

LOOKING POSITIVELY LIKE A BLOCK OF FLATS AS I TROT AWAY WITH MY MAGGIE BEER BURNT FIG ICE CREAM IN MY HUFFY PUFFY CLOTHES!

That article was then sent to me at least a hundred times. I had been outed in public wearing Huffy Puffy Clothes. Which is all very well and good if you are built like you go to the gym a lot. But it is what it is. A block of flats.

I continue to go to Huffy Puffy twice a week, and as I sit here typing, I am already dreading getting out of this chair, as yesterday Mrs Sparks had me doing things I could only nightmare about. But it is my will and desire to downsize from this block of flats. I am not talking a studio apartment, or even a semi-detached. I would settle for a well-built, solid bungalow. Perhaps with a pool.

I am currently a renovators delight.

Do you wear Huffy Puffy Clothes in Public?