Such a perfect day.

The word of today was NOURISH. I am on a mission here to build up a decent amount of bankable sleep hours, and we have been totally outrageous by being in bed by 8.30pm most nights. Because we are very busy during the day.

This morning we woke at 7am and… are you sitting down here gals, I WENT TO THE GYM!

I went to the gym for the first time in my life while on holidays, and I didn’t fall off the back of the treadmill, or do a squat fart. I managed a short session without looking like a dickhead.

After breakfast, we walked over to the day spa, where my travelling companion remarked…

“You know something? You have not annoyed me once during this holiday.” Which made me feel very, very special.

At the spa, we were instructed to get naked apart from the dreaded paper undies which always cause me to garrott myself from the rear. I asked whether they had them in a large size, only to be told that they are one size fits all. And turns out, they were.

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We had a body scrub, a wrap and a massage,and as I sit here this evening, I smell like lemongrass and ginger, almost like some sort of fabulous cocktail, with a slight BO chaser. For we have been out to lunch in the harsh heat of the day.

When we got here, we went to Ku De Ta, which has long been a favourite of mine. But I came away feeling little disappointed, as the old gal, well she just aint what she used to be. So I had been talking up my other favourite jaunt, Mamasan, which lived up to all my hype.

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“I lose my shit when people bring me food.” She says….

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Steamed Ginger Shallot Barramundi

This is Jo’s first trip to Bali, and said in the cab, on the way home…

“I am just not convinced that this holiday isn’t just made up.”

But it isn’t. I know. Because if it were a dream, there would not be so much farting.

Have you ever travelled with someone annoying?

Celestine Spa

Jalan Raya Pantai Kuta Banjar Legian Kelod


Jl. Raya Kerobokan No. 135
Br. Taman, Bali.