How Low Can You Go?

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The kids set up a lemonade stall yesterday and managed to raise $45 for the RSPCA. They had a hoot selling their wares. People are generally pretty cool to kids. But one car drove past and yelled at them…

“You Fucking C*nts!”

Let us just pause there a moment and have a think about what sort of a moron would do such a thing.

It reminded me of the time that Sawhole and I were walking along the street in Sydney when a car went past and the driver yelled out…. “LESBIANS!” as if it were a sledge. Now, we were not holding hands or anything like that, just walking along the street, discussing the concert we had just seen. If someone out there thinks that we were lesbians, then that is just fine and dandy. Thank you for the reminder, anonymous┬ástranger, that I am gay and I have been living a lie all these years.

But this has nothing to do with the cereal box challenge….

The cereal box challenge is a family friendly game that is perfect for this time of year, when any of you are camping, or in shitty holiday rentals, or even playing along from home. All you need is a group of players and …. a cereal box.

I played this on New Years Eve, when I was brave, fuelled by a few champagnes. But last night I partook again, and failed miserably.

You get a cereal box and place it on the ground. The aim is to pick up the box with your teeth. Now when it is a full box, it is quite easy, but after each round, the box gets smaller as you tear an inch off from the top.

It is a knock out game, if you fail or fall, you are out.

Eventually you are left with just the bottom of the box, and a few very flexible contestants.

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So there you have it. The ultimate holiday game suitable for everyone. Even lesbians. The only thing left to answer is……

How Low Can You Go?

This applies to both the game, and morons in cars….