The Negative Brain Dump of Outrageousness.

It is far too early in the year to be be pissed off at random stuff, but I am. I try hard to keep my head in a positive space, and I should perhaps blog about yesterday, when I came a cropper on a zebra crossing on front of a hoard of people and lined up cars, But I won’t.

Because sometimes the ugliness has to come out. Click away my positive minded friends. Click away now.

First up was this which sprang up into my news feed. From an actual news source.

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Just what exactly would you like me to say? NICE RACK ERIN?

Ok, so lets talk about trawling peoples Instagram accounts and concocting stories about not a lot. Or perhaps listening to a podcast of friends chatting, and then making up stories about that too.

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And for the record, she didn’t.

“Oh don’t give it oxygen!” I hear you cry. But it is my party and I’ll cry if I want to….

Ok, so what else…. Oh yes! This!

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What the actual fuck? Why is that even important? And if this is going to be a new phenomenon, I would like to see Lleyton Hewitt’s face when asked to give the camera a TWIRL! That interviewer came across like a creepy old pervert.

Oh and then there is the ongoing slash and burn that the original peddler of misery is embarking on. CLICK HERE.

And finally, my friend Eden Riley has had a gutfull.

It is a sunny Friday and I have the shits. This headspace is hardly ideal.

What is pissing you off right now.

LET IT OUT IN THE COMMENTS! IT FEELS BETTER.