Designer Fadoobadas

So in the latest instalment of STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF, we are going to investigate the strange phenomenon that is the mons pubis, or as I like to call it, the gunt. It is the area between where your reg grundies sits and your labia majora. There is such a thing as a perfect MP, apparently, as shown here by a lovely looking lass, who would like you to look at hers…

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LOOK AT IT….

 

Not to big, not to small, but just about right if we were continue to believe the bullshit that we are constantly fed. It makes my own mons pubis sad that it will not ever be considered pretty, thanks to a big whopping scar that jags its way across it, thanks to a very uncooperative baby who insisted on coming out the sunroof. But ladies are getting surgery of theirs, to make them more acceptable. *rolls eyes and punches a nearby cushion*

I too, was unable to join in on the body fad that was the flavour of 2013, that being the THIGH GAP. This is achieved when your legs do not touch each other, even when crossed.

And speaking of crossed, this is one bridge that I could never get over either.

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It is the highly desired fad of 2014, the BIKINI BRIDGE!

So, I am feeling pretty left out about now and I have racked my brain to come up with something that may be achievable to the masses. Something that I had a decent chance of being a part of.

So it is with great pride, and extreme pleasure to present to you the MUST HAVE BODY FEATURE OF 2015…… I GIVE YOU….

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now with sexy stretch marks!

Is there any other female body part we should celebrate?