Tool of the Week – P Diddy.

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It has been a very long time since I awarded a Tool Of The Week gong. In fact it has been years, and the last recipient was David Bushby, Liberal Senator for Tasmania. If you watch Question Time, you could almost literally back a ute up to Bunnings and fill her up, such is the shenanigans that goes on there.

I try not to add to an already negative overload that the internet provides, but I just cannot let this one go past without comment.

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P. Diddy, we all want what is best for our kids, and when your son dicks around during a sports training session and gets kicked out or yelled at, as a parent you should point out the fact that he got what he deserved. You do not go and seek out the coach and treated to knock him out with a kettle bell.

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On Monday Diddy was arrested and charged with three counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of making terrorist threats and one count of battery by the police¬†after an incident on UCLA’s campus.

Now Mr Diddy, if indeed that is your real name, I too have been the parent of a kid who has been shown the door during a game due to bad sportsmanship, and do you think I ran onto that field to threaten anybody?

Of course not. Because I know right from wrong and I want my kid to learn from his mistakes. I scalded said son and told him, in different words, not to be such a dickhead.

And I know that there are two sides to every story, and now you are claiming you screamed obscenities and swung a kettle bell around in self defence, but the problem is, the whole thing has been caught on CCTV.

So that is why I am awarding you my TOOL OF THE WEEK.

Handing the spanner over to you.

Who would you award the Tool Of the Week too? Nominations are OPEN.