It’s not easy being green….

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After 40 years of a somewhat rocky romance, I was sad to read this morning that Miss Piggy and Kermit are no longer together.

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, we have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship,” the couple said in a statement.
“We will continue to work together on television and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe.
“However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter … unless we get the right offer.”

Now THIS is something that New Idea or Woman’s Day should throw a cheque book at, don’t you think?

In other news, I am writing today over on the Origin Blog, so click here to discover, despite what Kermit says, that in fact is IS easy to be green!

Good segue there Mrs Woog. *Pats self on back*