My Latest Acquisitions

What are the last few purchases you have made? I mean REALLY made?

Mine include the following…

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Nexcare Micropore tape, purchased from the Northbridge Pharmacy for $2.15. This is what is supposed to cover my nose stitch although I have ditched the idea as the tape is more confronting that the actual stick. Buy yours HERE.

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It is what happens when a track suit pant makes super hot love with a pair of jeans. It is indeed, a pair of denim trackies. Oh and you may scoff, but sweet baby cheesus these might just be the biggest game changer around these parts. If you see me out and about, you may sneer at my slightly dropped crotch, but it will be me laughing all the way to Comfy Womfy Town. Buy them here.

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Julia Watson is an internet mate of mine, although I only met her for the first time last night at the Sydney Launch of her book Breakfast, School Run, Chemo. She is a very special friend, who is giving the solid middle finger to her stage four terminal bowel cancer. If she is going out, she is going out leaving a legacy to her children, and to women everywhere. You cannot HELP but love her. She is a fucking spunk and truly hilarious.

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Bev, Jules and Me.

Look at her. And buy her book here.

When I look at this post, none of these things make any sense. A tape to cover a procedure, a pair of pants that just shouldn’t be and a book that needed to be written with sadness and humour. Life, you are a freaking strange bastard.

Tell me true.

What are the last 3 things that you have purchased?