The first thing a writer has to do is find another income.

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Survey says……

It is that time of year again. The time where I ask you to spend a few minutes filling in a survey which helps me know more about the readership here.

I would be grateful if you could spare the time, but completely understand if you are too busy. If you are indeed too busy, may I ask what the devil you are up to??

But on a serious note, thank you for reading. And to thank you even further, I thought I would share some of my favourite quotes on writing. I hope you enjoy them.

“You, a writer? Listen, dear. You couldn’t write fuck on a dusty venetian blind.” – Coral Browne

“Everybody can write. Writers cannot do anything else.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Writing is one tenth perspiration and nine-tenths masturbation.” – Alan Bennet

“My advice to aspiring writers: marry money.” – Max Shulman

“I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.” – Patrick Dennis

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“This book is dedicated to my brilliant and beautiful wife without whom I would be nothing. She always comforts and consoles, never complains or interferes, asks nothing and endures all. She also writes my dedications” – Albert Malvino

“The first thing a writer has to do is find another income.” – Ellen Gilchrist

It is because of you that I get to do this as a job, something I am grateful for every day. Please click here and help a sister out. One of you will be on the receiving end of a $100 Westfield Voucher for your troubles.

Thanks xxx