Three recent aquisitions

Woog and Berry Episode 8 was supposed to go live today, but because Kim and I tried to do it ourselves, and Producer Adam is in Japan, naturally it didn’t work. Kim is good at listening to instructions and following them, but because I was attached to this project, of course it fucked up.

So instead I thought I would generously share three recent, excellent things that I have purchased, and can put the 100% Woog Stamp Of Approval on. Not sponsored in any way.

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Nair Sensitive Hair Removal Cream

You know how as we age, nature tries to turn us into men right? Bastard nature. Anyway, my upper lip was starting to resemble a really lame attempt to participate in November. I got my eyebrows waxed about six months ago and Hannah, without even asking, smeared hot wax across my upper lip.

“That’s just nasty..” She informed me before ripping the wax off. My howls caused other staff members to storm into the cubicle. What can I say? I am averse to pain.

Recently I noticed my re-growth game was strong. I got some of this stuff.


Moments later….

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Not one hair. NOT ONE WAS MISSED. That was about two weeks ago, and it still hasn’t grown back. Highly approved. Highly.

Katie’s New Super Shaper Jeans

Mrs. Goodman informed me that Katies had released a new super-dooper jeans and I was all like, “Let us go!” We found them in store and I whacked them on. She told me I needed to go down a size and can you believe it? My combination of Zumba and Huffy Puffy meant that I positively┬ápoured myself into a size 14!

Exciting times my friends. Exciting. I tried to take a selfie in them but I looked constipated, but here they are on a module.

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I like them as they feel like trackies, and muffin top? WHAT BLOODY MUFFIN TOP? Gone. 30% off as well at the moment. A wise investment indeed.

Bubble O Bill


Just because.

What about you?

Have you purchased anything brilliant lately that we need to know about?

Have you been to the new Target at Chatswood yet? Tres Fancy!