Sixteen Things I learnt this week!

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  1. That I have been selling my WORLD FAMOUS TOASTIES way to cheaply at the canteen, despite doubling their price from last time. Please note that a serve is a half of a normal full sized toastie. Sold out within minutes.
  2. That if you add the two words WORLD FAMOUS to anything, it causes interest and mystery to sweep throughout the playground and for a queue to form before the bell.
  3. There is no point arguing with the old lady up the road when your dog takes a piss on the nature strip that indeed, you cannot pick it up.
  4. Schnitzel CAN be eaten for dinner twice a week.
  5. If you do choose to eat schnitzel twice a week, your pants will get tight.
  6. Every time the media mentions Australia’s Olympic chef de mission’s name, it just doesn’t get old. Hey there Kitty Chiller!
  7. That your kids are not actually out to ruin your life. They are just being kids so chill the fuck out.
  8. Sunshine makes everything better.
  9. It is ok to put something in the too hard basket. Sometimes things just don’t work no matter how many different ways you come at it.
  10. The dishwasher is never empty. It is always finished it’s cycle when you go to put a plate in it.
  11. The Where’s Wally outfit from the two dollar shop is so popular, that come Monday at school, finding Wally is not going to be a problem.
  12. Donald Trump is over.
  13. Vets are super and cool and awesome at fixing animals and they give you a price estimate which is in a five hundred dollar estimate window.
  14. Had literally just picked up my new specs but still read this shops signage to mean SHARTED.
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  16. Husbands are annoying when they take a day off work. Cannot binge watch Kardashians. Must pretend to work by writing a bullshit post on things that I have learnt this week.

So, how was your week? Learn anything? Please share with the group.