Spring Fling!

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate, I SHAVED MY LEGS! Shaving my legs is a bit of a big deal because it must be approached with gusto. My mind set needs to be in the right place otherwise just the front of my legs gets done, and that is still a fairly patchy result. I knew I had to do this talk this week as I felt the hairs catch the breeze the other day.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I loaded up on Zyrtec as two of the people in my house are weeping, misery guts who sneeze and sniffle to the point that I would prefer to drug them than deal with their noise.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate a mother magpie took aim at my noggin on Monday as I walked down the street without a care in the world. I am now to afraid to go to the mailbox.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I have been, while carefully avoiding magpies, stealing sprigs of jasmine from neighbour’s gardens and stinking up my house real good with the perfume from them. Heaven.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I have been looking at spring fashions, and I have concluded most of them are crappola. PLUS you need to wear them with constipated face.And I am not into a fluted feature sleeve which seem to be EVERYWHERE!

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I grew a massive blind pimple on my jawline, which actually has nothing to do with Spring but hormones. Despite being told not to touch it by my mates, I got stuck in yesterday afternoon and am only telling you this in case you run into me in the next few days and I need you to know the situation, and that it is not actually a piece of pepperoni on my face.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate Mr. Woog has sprinkled blood and bone everywhere, making me want to vomit when the wind is blowing. Which it seems to be doing 24/7 at the moment.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate, I am going to show you a photo of the garden which I took with a peg on my nose due to the stench of blood and bone.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I am going to go and empty the bank account and buy a mango.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I have also been taking photos of neighbourhood gardens because I am officially old of doddery.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate this fucking stupid wireless mouse that I use has decided to be a little bitch, meaning I will have to go to the Apple Store this afternoon which I do not enjoy.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I am going to write a fully stupid blog post about Spring!

Have you cracked out the shorts yet?

What is your favourite thing about Spring?

 

  • Heidi D

    I haven’t had to break out the shorts yet so the legs are still untamed. I love spring days where it is comfortably warm, I can have bare feet without them freezing but it hasn’t reached the blast furnace heat of summer yet

    • It is the actual best thing hey!

  • mary_j_j

    Ha, I took a photo of a splendid wisteria just around the corner – and thought of you!! I knew you’d have moved on from magnolias as they are drooping all over the place now!!

    • My Magnolias are almost done now. Bring on the roses!

  • Kate

    What is Count Road DOING??!! I have always been happy to to spend lots of money there, buying all the things, except that there is not one item they’re making that I actually want to wear!!

    • They are usually my GO-TO! So boring now. Hoping for some colour soon.

    • Angela

      I agree. Black grey white. Couldnt find a thing

  • Tracey

    It most certainly is not Spring in Melbourne yet. Please stop talking about it.

    • Well it is sunny here today but quite cold!

  • katerina

    Too funny ……Spring is on delay in Sydney….cold as a witch’s tit !!!!!

  • It’s virtually summer here, but without the humidity, a balmy 28C xx

  • Donna

    Still using the electric blanket here in SW Vic. Have some 7/8 pants ready to go when Spring does hit – lucky they only require a few inches of shaving.

  • FunMumX3

    Even the word ‘pleat’ gives me the shits. Like ‘panty’. Something about it… is it just me?

  • We’ve just planted some new flowers and are waiting for hem to take off. I can’t wait for the Jacarandas to bloom up here on the mountain.

  • Here at the Goldie, the shorts just get shorter during the summer, they are never packed away. It is always a shock to the system when I go somewhere cooler, cos I need to hunt down some footwear that is NOT thongs. Spring heralds fucking hot, oh and prickles.

  • Kathryn

    What is it with all these miserable looking models? I don’t wear shorts, because my legs are like two pale pork sausages. And even thongs, had to give my beloved Haiviannas to my granddaughter because my feet are screwed, wearing Frankie4’s now, thank god for them because most shoes for old lady feet look like something my Nana would have worn.

  • Love Spring. I love the change in clothes in my wardrobe and being able to chuck on a dress and not layers to warm up during winter. Not that we had much of a winter in QLD.

  • I’m in Spring denial. Spring in Bris Vegas lasts about 2.4 weeks then we are thrust into the misery that is Summer in the subtropics. Maybe I should move to Tasmania.