Spring Fling!

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate, I SHAVED MY LEGS! Shaving my legs is a bit of a big deal because it must be approached with gusto. My mind set needs to be in the right place otherwise just the front of my legs gets done, and that is still a fairly patchy result. I knew I had to do this talk this week as I felt the hairs catch the breeze the other day.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I loaded up on Zyrtec as two of the people in my house are weeping, misery guts who sneeze and sniffle to the point that I would prefer to drug them than deal with their noise.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate a mother magpie took aim at my noggin on Monday as I walked down the street without a care in the world. I am now to afraid to go to the mailbox.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I have been, while carefully avoiding magpies, stealing sprigs of jasmine from neighbour’s gardens and stinking up my house real good with the perfume from them. Heaven.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I have been looking at spring fashions, and I have concluded most of them are crappola. PLUS you need to wear them with constipated face.And I am not into a fluted feature sleeve which seem to be EVERYWHERE!

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I grew a massive blind pimple on my jawline, which actually has nothing to do with Spring but hormones. Despite being told not to touch it by my mates, I got stuck in yesterday afternoon and am only telling you this in case you run into me in the next few days and I need you to know the situation, and that it is not actually a piece of pepperoni on my face.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate Mr. Woog has sprinkled blood and bone everywhere, making me want to vomit when the wind is blowing. Which it seems to be doing 24/7 at the moment.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate, I am going to show you a photo of the garden which I took with a peg on my nose due to the stench of blood and bone.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I am going to go and empty the bank account and buy a mango.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I have also been taking photos of neighbourhood gardens because I am officially old of doddery.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate this fucking stupid wireless mouse that I use has decided to be a little bitch, meaning I will have to go to the Apple Store this afternoon which I do not enjoy.

Spring has sprung well and truly around these parts and to celebrate I am going to write a fully stupid blog post about Spring!

Have you cracked out the shorts yet?

What is your favourite thing about Spring?