Do you know what tomorrow is?

I know a lot of you have been around since the start of this little blog of mine, merci! One of the great things about blogging, both reading and writing them, is that your tastes change and things that might be relevant for you one year, is completely irrelevant the next! It is all part of the charm of getting older. But there is one thing that I steadfastly do every single … [Read More...]

Don’t Fuck with Phyllis

Is it just me, or is there a sniff of bitchiness and resentfulness in the air at the moment? Look, I know that the world can be a big, scary place and that the news … [Read More...]

When the newsreader becomes the news

Over the past decade or so, the rise of celebrity culture has gone into complete overdrive. It seems we are searching constantly searching for the latest "it" person … [Read More...]

The Dogs’ Breakfast

  For your listening pleasure! … [Read More...]

The Modern Mother Manifesto

Please indulge  me while I have a Jerry McGuire moment and blurt out some words. This is a manifesto for mothers of teenagers and tweens. AHEM I love… You both. … [Read More...]

Do not ask for sex as refusal may offend!

TRIGGER WARNING - SEXUAL HARRASSMENT Had a massage this week, which was well deserved after a seemingly very long school holiday break. As I sat and waited I … [Read More...]

You are an idiot. A lesson in telling your inner critic to fuck right off.

I am not sure where this blog post will end up, but let's just suck it and see? "I am my own worst enemy." I told a mate recently to which she responded with … [Read More...]

Are you firing on all cylinders?

Every morning I get up, I read the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I shave. - George Burns The other day I was on the phone to my Mum when we started … [Read More...]

How to sleep. Or not.

The first conversation I have every morning with Mr. Woog is about the quality of the last nights sleep. Because when you get to a certain age there is not much left … [Read More...]

We do not need to be fabulous!

A few years ago I went along to hear author Jane Caro discuss her latest book Plain Speaking Jane. Plain speaking! She sure was. But every single word that come … [Read More...]

The Hot Flush – Episode Five

We're fast and furious this episode with Kim getting Gilligan's Island and Rugby League confused while Mrs Woog embraces the downward dog to avoid her husband. … [Read More...]

Grounds for divorce

Sponsored by PMT and a hint of resentment  Ask any of my family what my most annoying habit is, and they will all tell you the same thing.  “She is crap at … [Read More...]

Teenaged Boys and their toys

When I was thirteen, I really wanted a pair of glittery jelly shoes so I could be just like everyone else. My request was DENIED because it was an object of desire … [Read More...]

94 Days

Yesterday I had my first "We must try and catch up  before Christmas!" thrown at me. Please note that it is September. And all of the shops are selling highly marked … [Read More...]


Every few weeks I trip over my moustache. I will take a good, hard look at myself in the magnifying mirror and recoil in horror. PEACH FUZZ, otherwise known as … [Read More...]

An opinion piece on opinions

Everybody has an opinion. And we all feel the need to share it with anyone that may raise an eyebrow our way. It is human nature to tell others of our thoughts and … [Read More...]

Is the Dinner Party Dead?

From my earliest memory, Mum would throw dinner parties. We had a formal dining room that was never used apart from her dinner parties. Mum would spent all day … [Read More...]